sorry i made u lick it

Posted by in Weird on Jun 18th, 2008 | 18 comments

okay one day i was playing with my cell phone and i turned it on vibrate and all of a sudden i had an idea!

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i got my house phone and called my cell phone and turned my answering machine off so it would keep vibrating. and i used it for u know what. and then later on that day my friend came over and we were playing truth or dare and i dared her to lick my phone… hahahahaha i’m so mean i don’t know why i did it! it was just so funny

18 Responses to “ “sorry i made u lick it”

  1. me! says:
    June 18, 2008 at 3:00 am

    HAHA! that’s disgusting.. and funny :D

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  2. Princess Starbucks says:
    June 18, 2008 at 5:25 am

    That’s hilarious!

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  3. mor says:
    June 22, 2008 at 8:15 am

    ahh i do that too!
    but i put it on alarm so it goes for like the whole minute and not just like 4 times.

    trry it (:

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  4. hey says:
    June 22, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    i put on alarm too. lol. try it!

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  5. me says:
    July 6, 2008 at 10:25 am

    lol i got this massager and i use it 4 tht

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  6. jazbeavan says:
    September 30, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Why not try the actual stuff. for you all to be satisfied.

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  7. whodidwhat says:
    December 3, 2008 at 7:56 am

    seriously get a vibrator its hot and will do the trick better than any cell. thats hilarious i laughed so hard at work.

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  8. JustMe says:
    December 21, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    You can actually buy a vibrator that hooks up to your cell phone so you can still get off when people call you but don’t have to have your phone in your pants… it makes it easier for when people ask to use your phone because it won’t smell like vag.

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  9. Always Ready says:
    December 22, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    I wish i could lick ur Cell Phone

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  10. ? says:
    July 15, 2009 at 6:01 am

    Buy a vibrator.
    It’s so much better.

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  11. imamunster says:
    July 17, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    haha nice!
    i should do that one day XD

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  12. Poppyseed says:
    November 24, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Godsake, u need 2 get a job !

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  13. Butterfly says:
    December 18, 2009 at 2:05 am

    hahahaha i did that once except it wasnt 4 the vibrations u sickos:P:P:P i just rubbed my balls all over my friends cell phone then i convinced her it was a new cell phone that was scratch n sniff… (well i guess more like smell-o-vision) can u believe she fell 4 that?

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  14. Shhhh! says:
    April 12, 2010 at 11:49 am

    get a Lelo Nea.. best little stimulator a girl can have.. bless the swedes for designing this little peice of heaven.

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  15. kc says:
    June 10, 2010 at 3:06 am

    lol i did some shit like that once lol

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  16. I'm not saying your crazy, but... says:
    July 20, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    woah, that’s gross. buy a sex toy instead. XD

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  17. Kooki says:
    September 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    I did that once! I bought a vibrator,but it dosen’t vibrate hard enough so I just use a finger (or 2).lol

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