I do dumb things and don’t know why
Posted by Stephanie in Weird on Apr 30th, 2008 | 41 commentsI’m writing this under “weird” maybe because that’s how I feel? But I also wonder, are the things I do and think, really weird in the end? Or do other people just lie about not having the same thoughts.
I spend lots of time alone, because of where I live mostly and with the cost of gas, I don’t drive into town unless it’s to work or something I have to do.
When I’m alone, my thoughts wander. I’m between boyfriends, had nothing but bad relationships in the past, jerks that want to own my every move. That’s not what I’m here to write about though. I want some feedback on normalcy…?
Ok, so one “weird” thing I end up doing, is when I swim in our pond. First, like taking my bottoms off to swim, don’t ask, it just feels good to be free like that annnd, if anyone comes up, I can pull them on and no one knows… you can’t really see through the water that well. I would go topless, but that’s too obvious if one of my perv brother’s friends came along. So, swimming naked is one part.
The other is when I get out and go to the house. I get in the shower and rinse off my suit and remove it while I wash… am I the only one who finds this feeling driving me crazy with sensations? IF, no one is home when I do this, I invite our dog in and I shampoo him also. My dog licks bubbles! Soooo, I have put bubbles where I want him to lick? Are you understanding me here? Something about a dog’s mouth between my legs makes me crazy in the very best way EVER!!!!
And now, when I know I’m going to be alone, as in, watching my Mom drive away… boys are at school, first thing I think of, is where’s the dog? Why is this? I mean, ok, it feels warm and wonderful, the texture of a dog’s tongue makes me “happen” in a very short amount of time. Am I alone in this? Am I totally weird? OH and lately, I’ve added honey.
Weird thing number three… when my brother’s friend is over, and I’m on the deck sunning let’s say, I pretend to forget that my top is undone when I sit up on my elbows to check the time or something… I like the idea that they want to look so bad! They go inside and look through the window, as if I don’t know that?! But I do know that, but they don’t think I know, so I give them a small show, but just enough, not completely… the edge of a nipple or something. Why does this make me feel good that someone wants to see my body? OR, I bend over to pull on my flip flops to let them see down my shirt, when I could just step into them… no bending necessary.
So, am I alone in this? Am I weird? I also sleep naked, can’t be restricted, or I just can’t sleep at all. I’m 22 and the kind of person, that if I think something might “feel” good, I’m apt to try it out. Oh, when I give a back rub, I make the guy lay on the floor and I straddle him.. I sit right on his ass. Is that weird? I can actually climax this way, if it’s a guy I like.. but then, I only massage guys I like, you know, when I reach their shoulders, I rock forward, then work my hands down, rocking back and I get a little rhythm going and wonder if they know what I’m really doing? If you’re a guy, would you figure it out? OMG, I hope not!
So, go ahead, let me have it, if I’m weird, I want to hear it… if I’m pretty normal? This is the place to fine out without ruining my life!
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you’re weird! but that’s not a bad thing, i mean, normal is boring! i do alot of these thing too. omg, soo many ppl are gonna be like ” omg your dog ewww disgusting” lol.
Just so you know honey could easily give you a yeast infection so maybe try something with less sugar like peanut butter or something else your dog will still like but won’t harm you.
a bit weird. do you really do that thing to your dog??? keep something for yourself… a little privacy… you sound like you don’t care about yourself seen naked by a lot of people around…
uhh just so you don’t get it wrong; i do NOT do that to my dog, i meant some of the other things. lol
You’re so not weird at all however, the dog thing is just gross. But, all the other things you claim to do are actually very normal and even a turn on. Especially the sun bathing where you purposely gave a sneak peak for the boys. I don’t know what it is about sun bathing but it makes women very turned on. Oh and the bending over with a skirt on is awesome. I use to do the same thing. As for the getting off while messaging a man, that’s just down right hot! Basically you are a big flirt that knows how to tease with a sex drive that is beyond control right now. If you have the body and looks to go with that personality, the men will totally be down for it. Just don’t let them take advantage of you like they have in the past. Oh yeah, and if you like the idea of something that may feel good, get a vibrator (water proof). They are the best damn things ever invented… Porno’s are also a great addition to the vibrator…… Climax Heaven Baby!
I think we all do “WEIRD” things, the truth is none of us are normal, if there is such a thing. #1 The swimming naked part is not so bad although its sound like it might get you off sexually? Maybe it’s just that good feeling we sometimes get from doing something wrong or bad. Now #2 the dog thing is Very Strange, I mean I have heard about this before, but only like 60 year old lonely widows that live in rural areas, not of 22 year old women obviously attractive enough to wear a swimsuit and catch the eyes of young men, Why don’t you just get a boyfriend he could do those things to you, it sounds like you are sexually frustrated or deprived? have you been sexually abused? I don’t understand, why the dog that’s beastiality? If it’s a male dog you might find your self wanting other things from him when the honeys all gone and the urges still remain, Are you understanding me here? I’d be afraid of germs and diseases from the animal if I where you.Now #3 The peep show for your bro’s friends that sounds a little skanky but all us women like to be admired by the opposite sex in one way or another, so I’d say not so bad. Although once again it sounds as if it arouses you to do so. The other things like sleeping naked it is just your preference I like to sleep topless, so what! It might just feel wrong in your parents house like if your parents or siblings caught you sleeping naked they might be like WTF what were you doing and think you were weird but one day when you live w/ your spouse or alone you won’t think of it as weird at all.no big deal. The massage who do you massage? because whoever it is believe me they know what your doing, especially the Guys. It really just sounds to me like you need a boyfriend. Or a Good Toy, you know what I mean. Maybe just don’t spend so much time alone, if that’s possible, Hun. Just leave the Dog Alone.
You all are stupid, why do everyone keeps on mentioning the dog. Is it such normal to you! well the best possible solution I would offer to you is find a guy who is willing to marry someone ASAP. So once you two are along, you would be busy in thinking about your goals. And once you get those tiny little cute angels, you would even forget the miserable condition you had been through. Finally, the solution does not lie in being admired by the opposite, people do it all the time to get what they want and once they are not able to, they even say bad things about you (although not in your presence). The solution is to get someone honest and marry ASAP, so he won’t think of anything else but YOU! This is how the guys are.. I’m a guy. This is how I am. Anybody has a problem ??!
This is in regards to “reverser”. “to get someone honest and marry ASAP”? WTF??? Now that is stupid which in return makes you sound stupid. What you’re saying is; find a guy, get married asap (God forbid you get to know each other first), resulting in divorce before the honeymoon even ends with hopes that a child was never conceived while together. Now that sounds like the perfect solution. NOT! Besides, who the hell knows what kind of man he may turn out to be in 2 yrs after being married (if it last that long). After all that’s when all their true colors really start to shine.
Honestly, I don’t think the solution is getting married! Please! That’s just downright stupid: marriage is not a solution for anything. Marriage should be the result of true love and commitment and that is only accomplished through time, not “ASAP”. Reserver should grow up ASAP.
to Quetzalcoatl:
Amen to you! Marriage isn’t about finding the person and marry ASAP!!! thats down right stupid! next thing you knew, you end up with divorce and marry the next! its an endless cycle!
the dog, on the other hand, is disgusting. a dog’s saliva on your private area??? EWWWW!
to reverser:
we keep on mentioning about the dog because it’s disgusting.
The dog thing is weird. i think thats considered bestiality…heres the Def.
bestiality- n. copulation by a human with an animal, which is a crime in all states as a “crime against nature.”
Yeah, i am another one of those wierd ones too I guess. All of what you said sounds hot to me… All of it. but then again, I know I have some “problems”
But I really don’t care anymore, No one around me knows, and I keep it that way. they dont need to know. So, in closure, good on you for finding things that get you going and that you enjoy. I just wouldn’t recomend doing it in the city where some animal rights activist might see through a window or some such. :)
Keep having fun!
bestiality is not forbidden where i live, it’s weird! i mean, why would they allow this?
technicaly what she’s doing is not copulation therefore not beastiality. and yeah it is gross to me as well. I can’t even stand for a dog to lick my face. everything else to me seems normal. I sleep in the nude. I don’t see how one can sleep with clothes, they get all bunched up and twisted around and it’s not comfortable.
Heh… yes, the dog thing is disgusting. But hey- I’ve done that! I used lotion that my dog liked, and once caramel. I wanted to know what it would feel like.
Honestly, a vibrator is awesome. Get one, you won’t need your dog anymore. :P
Also, you sound like an exhibitionist. Try going to a nude beach if you like that sort of thing. You’re just a sensual person. Hey, I sleep naked too. Feeling lovely things is just like seeing or hearing lovely things. We listen to music, and go to art museums.. We should be able to have plenty of body sensations too.
Just don’t go overboard anddo things you’d regret, or do things that harm others, yourself, or… your dog. :)
your dog???you are disgusting.
I heard that a dog’s mouth is cleaner than human mouths
is that wrong? and raw honey kills bacteria?
ha, i let my dog lick me out too.
but she seems to reeeaaalllyyyy like it.
and it feels better than when any other guys done it.
it feels great :)
My dog also loves to eat my *****. sometimes when I’m really horny, I let him. The first few times, I got off on it, now I can’t quite *** so I have to use a vibe to finish the job.
He without sin cast the first stone.
ALL people have secret sexual fantasises , the dog thing, well it’s not something I’d encourage or something that appeals to me. But, I think who and what we’re attracted to is inbuilt and not chosen, whether we act on it is a choice.
Cases of bestiality are constantly coming up in the press and other sources, and have been evident since the dawn of time, all the way back to ancient greece and pasiphae. There’s a large porn market for it so I’d assume you’re not alone in this. But, I suspect the desire, much like your wish to be watched is driven more but a feeling of lonliness and a need for acceptness. Almost, the pressure to be a good person or well regarded being too much for you, so deciding to resign yourself to something that is obviously base.
I would suggest proffesional help. And possibly not sharing this with many people, they will judge you for it. Not that it is there place to judge, but if it were common knowledge to all you’d never be free to become the wonderful person you have the chance of being .
It is not weird to do the dog thing. I personally really want to do this. I have researched it and have seen doctors say that is is ok to do. Dogs mouths are actually ten times cleaner then humans, so there is no harm to let them lick you. The only thing is make sure they dont bite. They say to use creamy things such as a smooth creamy peanut butter. Good luck and have fun. Im so jelous:)
thanks for sharing, you have some great confessions. and i think you fall within normal. check the kinsey report regarding pets and humans…and that was in the 1950′s, when people were more conservative sexually.
p.s. this broad gets her kitty licked by a dog and she has the nerve to call her brother or his friend a perv cuz they r normal heterosexual young males who desire seeing a naked female body! im so sick of insecure hypocritical females referencing normal male sexual interest as perv. these are the same dumb broads who support gay marriage and lesbianism tho. what utter hypocrisy and sexist male bashing. get over u hangup bitch about male sexuality. cuz calling men pervs really reflects ur own insecurity about ur female sexuality! again, grow up bitch!
the dog thing is really sick
****, I’m just a dumb
ass male and i think its hot, not really into beastilaty though. But I don’t judge people unless they murder people.
u must live in some small town. those people never know what to do with their time.
u r completely normal. I have done everything u have mentioned and its been nothing but enjoyable. The only weird thing i see is that u leave any clothes on at all when u jump in ur pond! (and dogs give some mighty fine head)
Dog thing is the only weird thing. But its not a bad weird.
This is the simplest and probably best answer for you.
And massage thing is ******* hot.
im tellin u lettin a dog lick u out best feeling ever!!!
really? aren’t dog’s tongues really rough? and i would be terrified of it biting me. still, different strokes for different folks…
I LOVE to let my dog eat me out. it feel sooooo goood. yall have NO clue.
Stephanie, everyone is different and have varied sexual interests. Some let their morals guide their sexual interests. My philosophy is if both parties consent, and it doesn’t hurt anyone then there is nothing that should be off limits.
You are imaginative, uninhibited, and a free spirit. You do NOT need professional help! Though I would agree with Herb that you won’t want to share your animals desires with just anyone, people as you see here are judgmental and cruel.
You mentioned your dog. I have known many woman Professional woman who have been intimate with their pets and they receive much pleasure! A dog does not judge you. A dog is always there for you. A dog is loyal and will never betray you.
Some may say this is cruel or abuse of an animal… i beg to differ. If you put a dog that is not neutered in a room with a naked woman he will do what comes “natural” to him. He will not need to be forced believe me!
This type of intimacy is not for everyone as I said, but I guarantee you, you not alone in these feelings and actions. No one need judge another, being different is what makes us interesting.
I would be bored as hell if all my wife and I did was crawl in bed and make love.
This is really quite interesting. I’m mean phsychologically so. Not that you have fantasies or that you could possibly be a nymphomaniac in the future, but that so many people really confess there fantasies and experiences with being ehem, umm, :licked: by their dogs down there. Tehe, well, hey, i doubt the dogs are complaining. And if a mule can mate with a horse, then, humans should be held at no exception. After all, we’re just animals. Have fun with your pups girls!
i’d think everything is normal, except the dog thing.. or any sexual relationships with any animal is disgusting..
so i personally wouldn’t let the dog do that but my hubby & i we’re looking thru some fantasy/confession books the other day and it’s really not uncommon so it’s not weird
no matter what it is that you do, you are never alone. there is always someone else out in the world that has done the same thing or similar. we are human, and pleasure is what drives us. i have to confess that i have done everything you listed except i swam naked in a pool not a pond. as for the dog, i was 14, that subject came up very accidently. my dog started eating the crotch out of my underware (while they were off) all the time. now she slept with me in my room, and one night she decided not to wait until i took them off to eat the crotch of my panties. i was young, virgin, very life inexpieranced. it felt good, so i let her keep going until i reached climax. i felt ashamed and embarassed afterwords, but like i mentioned earlier, we are all driven by what pleasures us. i let her do it many more times after that, graduating to me pulling the panty crotch to the side, feeling ashamed after eachtime. its sexual expiermentation. most people say “it sick” “gross” “disgusting” just because they have done it and were very ashamed. some have had their dogs lick them, some maybe expermented with their cousin, which is also just as common.
now that i have grown up, and found out that contrary to popular belief, the dogs mouth is not the cleanest thing in the world. yes the dogs mouth has enzymes that kills bacteria and heals wounds….but it only works for other DOGS. not humans. there are a vast array of things humans can catch from dog saliva. round worm (not the same “worms” your vet checks for), rabies (yes rabies can be transmitted that way), E-coli, etc. letting your dog lick you is like having sex with some random dude at the bar with no condom. you dont know where his tongue has been, his butt, the garbage, the kitty litter box, bugs, the toilet.
all i’m saying is, you’re not weird, you’re not alone. but you are still in the process of growing up and thats all about learning and changing yourself into the best person you have learned to be. and if you decide to keep ‘being’ with your dog, i guess tell yourself “at least i’m not putting a hampster up my butt” because THAT is just plain crazy insane.
Ive Let My Dog Lick Me Before…. When I Was About…Ehh..Lets Say 10..Yes..I Know I Was Very young..I Didnt Plan It Or Anything It Just Happend And Like I Said Its The Hormons
It is a fact that a dogs tounge is cleaner then a humans tounge so the dog thing can not harm in any way
I have to say…
I am a guy and honey works for my dog also..
I mean – the wife wont do it – so it’s cheat or have the doggy help me out.
The dog thing is gross. But you are not the only one. I know a lot of females that are pervs. They just do not admit it. Sounds pretty normal to me.