Lazy Cow

I hate when he lazes in bed until noon. I tell him every time. Proves he is not contributing to the household or the world. Shame is, he’ll be surprised when I leave him for it.

5 Responses to “ “Lazy Cow”

  1. anon says:

    haaaa, awesome! hurry up and go, i just left one like that too, only problem is i stayed too long, don’t make the same mistake i made

  2. marie says:

    Run as fast as your legs can go, and dont look back! well, maybe to learn from that situation, but thats about it ;)
    NEVER EVER SETTLE!!!!
    I tell this to my daughters all the time!
    you might hurt some feeings, or even have your hurt too, but, if you settle, you’ll regret it sooner or later! ; )

  3. sph says:

    Leave some hay for him to graze on and run for your life. There are too many fine men out there, no point on wasting your time with the lazy ones who make you feel like you’re constantly dragging around a huge pile of crap. Once you leave you’ll feel light and free, head for the hills sister!

  4. Elmo says:

    Lazy cow? Surely a cattle prod is the answer. Post the results on youtube… Seriously, if he’s not pulling in the way you want him to in life you have to options 1) THE talk – lay it out, get emotional, get to the core of the issue; 2) the walk – get out, because he didn’t mean that much to begin with and it’s better for all parties this way…

  5. Truth hurts says:

    Truth: I really don’t see a problem here. Have you tried making him a sandwich?

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