Funny now but not then

This happenend when I was 19 and it was all because of my stupid boyfriend who is now my husband of 5 years. We both worked at an over 50\’s community at the time and he was in charge of the recreation area. It included a pool, shuffle board, sauna and an inclosed recreation room with ping pong, pool table, card tables, vending machines and TV. One Friday night we were at a party and did a lot of drinking. We both were living with our parents at the time so he suggested we go into the recreation room since he had all the keys. It was late at night and closed so we covered the pool table with towels, got naked and had sex. We had done this two other times with no problems. I remember talking to him about getting dressed and going home but fell asleep naked on the pool table with him. The next thing I knew an elderly lady was shaking my shoulder to wake me up. I was flat on my back naked with my legs wide open and my right leg hanging over the side of the table. The first thing I saw was her and 8 or 10 of the men and a few women standing at the doorway looking at me. My first reaction was to scream and I jumped off the pool table right away not even remembering where my clothes were. I grabbed a towel off the table and covered myself the best I could and just ran histerical and crying to the ladies room. The lady was kind enough to bring my clothes to me. I had no idea what happened to my boyfriend/husband but later found out he got sick during the night and fell asleep in the mens room. Needless to say we both got fired but I found out that most of the men, about 20 or 30 of them, were in and out of the recreation room looking at me. This went on for more than an hour before the lady found out what they were doing and came in to wake me up. Somehow my parents found out about it and my father was especially mad at me. Both him and my mother knew people who lived there. Most of my family and friends also found out and I was teased about it for months and sometimes even now. My husband and I laugh about it now but for the longest time it was so humiliating I can’t even discribe how I felt. I avoided seeing people who either saw me or knew about it. Most of the men and women who saw me naked like that were 50 and older but 3 of my co workers also did. My father knows 5 of the men that saw me and one of them works at his office.

5 Responses to “ “Funny now but not then”

  1. george says:

    sounds like fun to me.

  2. anonymous says:

    what an adventure for you
    haha i’d just laugh it off if i were you..

  3. Princess Starbucks says:

    OMG that is THE funniest story ever! Forget about it! We all do stupid things as a young adult. The best part is that at least you werent a one night stand and you two are married now….

  4. miguel says:

    hi don’t be hard on uaself. this showz how much u n ua husband have so much fun! hey, look, those oldies were just shocked n u know they have conservative minds.even if u feel embarrased,blame it on the alcohol. i know it got u fired but at least u have a smiling husband beside u n a funny memory.just laugh it off. the ones back bitin’ u will also follow suit n it will be a funny thing for all.u must be a catch!

  5. Anon says:

    LMAO! I think I’d have to move out of state and change my name.

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