Fortune Teller’s Fare Warning

So my boyfriends’ mom just went to the fortune teller. She called me asking if I’ve been taking my pills daily. I reply with a “yes” because today is the day that I start again. But then she tells me to ALWAYS take them, do NOT forget. And I’m thinking to myself ‘I know. I don’t want to get preg-’ “It’s because the fortune teller said that you will get pregnant by Christmas. So as soon as I get off the phone with her, I tell my boyfriend, no more sex till Christmas. I take the pill everyday, but like every girl, sometimes I forget one day. And of course we use condoms. But is there any other precaution that we can use to prevent? Or is “no sex” the final straw?

7 Responses to “ “Fortune Teller’s Fare Warning”

  1. Anon says:

    Bury a pound of bacon in your yard during a full moon and you’ll be fine. And have sex standing up.

    Also, use some common sense. If that’s possible.

    • I'm not saying your crazy, but... says:

      Huh, bacon during a full moon? Never heard that one before. Lol, what’s the story behind that? Haha. :)

  2. I'm not saying your crazy, but... says:

    If your using condoms that should be good protection, but if you forget to take your pill, you could try that nuva ring thing, or whatever it’s called. Maybe make a note to yourself to take it everyday. Oh, and by the way, if you take an antibiotic of any kind while on the pill, it will make the birthcontrol not work! So be carful if your using antibiotics. Good luck. :)

    • RealisticCaitlin says:

      I have heard about the meds messing around with birth-control. :S
      But thank you so much.
      This has actually helped me calm down…I guess you could say.
      :)

  3. OneMan says:

    when did this place turn into yahoo answers for the sexually superstitious?

  4. S says:

    Did I really read the above, or am I going crazy?

    Surely no-one is that ridiculously stupid?

  5. niqua says:

    when will i get pregnant

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