I am so absolutely sick of cleaning this house. I hate picking up toys. I hate cleaning up poop from the new puppy. I hate waiting on everyone every two seconds. I just want to spend an entire week alone. No kids, no husband, no dog.
I want to eat whatever I can – as much as I can. I hate being reasonable about my food and, well, come to think of it I hate being responsible for a lot of things. I just want to be free of all this nonsense. I just want to be left alone. Is that really the worst thing in the world to ask for?