relief

I got it into my head that I wanted to hook up with an ex girlfriend on a trip to my home state with my current girlfriend. All I could think about was the great sex we use to have & if I could just get away for an afternoon no one would be the wiser. I called her house & her mother answered & said bluntly & with no emotion, "Sue is dead" WHAT? HOW? WHEN? "5 years ago, she had aids." OMG she got aids right after I left or even right before I left. I felt so awful, so many emotions, sadness & anger but you know what mostly I felt. It was relief. Relief that I did not have aids & relief that we could not hook up. I have been faithful to my girlfriend ever since. To this day it makes me shutter to think I came so close to contracting aids.

Bad Love

I love my fiance with all my heart. But right now, I blame him for the crap I’m suffering through at work. If he had kept it in his pants, maybe she wouldn’t be targeting me this way. I hate the fact that after putting his infidelity behind me for 4 years, it’s coming back up to bite me on the ass.

Wrong Choice

I voted for Ross Perot in ’92, virtually throwing my vote away. Which ultimately led to the calamity of the Clinton years.

ditching me,myself,andI uh uh Honey

My two best friends decide to ditch me for this "popular" girl who invites them to go sit at a private table Emma says I’m a complete whore but she does’nt know anything about me so Emma you’re in for a rude awakening because I’m about to smack that bitch up one way or another Emma says she knows everything about "fashion" but now since you’ve turned my two most best friends against me I’m going to make a phone call on your birthday and since you have call ed me a whore well here’s the best birthday present ever I’m going to come over to your house knock on your door and when you open it here comes that rude awakening and then I’m going to start calling you a whore a bitch a motherfucking friend stealer and I won’t have any guilt from because you stole my friends, my reputation,and my personality so it’s time to bring out a new Roxy and it’s time to bring out the brave tough and smart as in smart alecso in two days you’re going to be in for a rude awakening.

…two days later well I’m in my room but I’m not grounded actually my mom’s is getting me pizza and do you want to know why she’s getting me pizza+ ice cream its because it was her idea to tear Emma up and emma said sh’es tough but then why didn’t shhe fight back

Promise

You promised to stick by me for life. You were my best friend but after attending your language course in China, you’ve become a total slut.

Greedy

I own his number one fansite but the truth is, I hate all of you stupid fans – you are all so greedy and request things from me without a please and thanks. Get your shit out of my face.

Online

I prefer my online friends to my school friends.

Ummm masculinity

As a guy I have a really hard time relating to guys… and I used to look at gay porn although I am not gay… Girls gimme a call lol

alone

i have no friends. not one. and i haven’t for years. my family says i should "lower my standards" but the fact is i find most women dumb and poiintless, and i am at an age where it is hard to have male friends because of their wives. yeah, i sound bitter, and i’m sure that doesn’t help. i used to be nice and caring, but like most men, enough relationships with women have made me bitter about them. did i mention i don’t really mind anymore?

oops

Me and my best friend’s little brother (he’s my age, she’s a year older) got drunk and had sex. She thought we just made out and was still pissed at us for a long time. If she knew the whole story…

Death

I discovered that my friends boyfriend had killed someone and I turned him in.

Smarter than you!

My school friends think they’re smarter than me. The truth is, I am a hidden, talented genius.